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 Post subject: Two Prostitutes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:55 pm 
Da Kine
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Location: The rainy left coast
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter --$50



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